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I wanted to be a documentary photographer so bad it hurts!The sled belonging to Nodar Kumaritashvili of Georgia is seen just after he crashed during a training run for the men’s singles luge at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in Whistler, British Columbia, Friday, Feb. 12, 2010. The International Olympic Committee says doctors were unable to revive him, and the 21-year-old died at a hospital. (AP Photo/Michael Sohn)
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FebSnowmageddon 2010
This blizzard is awesome even if we don’t have sleds or a decent hill within walking distance. Bring on the accumulation, I miss playing in the snow!
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Feb"A lot of people won’t get no supper tonight
A lot of people won’t get no justice tonight
The battle is getting hotter
In this iration
Armagideon time
A lot of people running and a hiding tonight
A lot of people won’t get no justice tonight
Remember to kick it over
No one will guide you - Armagideon time"- The Clash [The hyperboles are an homage to the original artist, Jamaican reggae and dub musician, Willie Williams] -
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(via lgbtlaughs)
LOL vegetable gardens & bunnies.
But polyester is ick! haha
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FebI am without a doubt certain that Demetri Martin is the funniest Mensa qualified person. in the world!
This is my favorite clip from his newest episode of Important Things-Attention.
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FebSuperbowl 44 Twitter Recap
baratunde I think CBS sold too many #superbowl commercials. I can’t keep up! How do I know what to buy!?? #brandbowl
What I learned from Hyundai’s #superbowl commercial: Hyundais are shiny.
So this Peyton Manning guy is pretty good at throwing footballs. Good for him!
Jesus. Peyton Manning is REALLY good at throwing footballs. We should make him a Senator. #superbowl
Incomplete pass for Peyton Manning??? MY WORLD HAS BEEN SHAKEN. I BELIEVE IN NOTHING. #superbowl #ThereIsNoPeytonManning
Holy shit. they just tackled Betty White !! I will now buy Snickers. Do they deliver? #superbowl #brandbowl
TEBOW! wait? that was fast. right wing fundamentalism looks really friendly! #superbowl #brandbowl #WHODAT!!!!!!! oh man, i just cheered for a guy named Bush #superbowl
WTF is up with Doritos inciting so much violence?? The FDA needs to make it a controlled substance #superbowl #brandbowl
postsecret You, are one of the 12% who watch the Super Bowl and are online (if you’re watching the Super Bowl).
alanrsmith What is the cure for the end of the world blues? You guessed it, Budlight!
baratunde Coca Cola: solution to our financial meltdown and corrupt banksters. #superbowl #brandbowl
alanrsmith Ok… Where the hell can I get a mouth guard with vampire teeth… Or gold fronts would be cool too.
RevRunWisdom auto tunes.. :)
baratunde someone tell bud light auto-tuning is so 2009 #superbowl #brandbowl
alanrsmith Budlight helps you work it, make it, do it, makes us harder, better, faster, stronger.
baratunde I had no idea Sketchers was successful enough to finance a #superbowl commercial. #brandbowl #TheMoreYouKnow
BadAstronomer It’s kinda cute how many of you think I’m watching the Superbowl.
baratunde but don’t those people know budweiser tastes like ass? #superbowl #brandbowl
alanrsmith Just relaxing in my underwear, watching the game, drinking Budlight, and eating some doritos. #SuperBowl
baratunde Dodge Charger: because women ruin everything #superbowl #brandbowl
alanrsmith I will pee on the seat, I will ignore what you say, I will make fun of your friends because not doing this will not make me drive a cool car
GreenMommaSmith The Dockers/freepants site has been hacked
alanrsmith Powerball and MegaMillions… more than a feeling? What feeling is that…disappointment? #SuperBowl
ladygaga Pinball wizard!!!!
GreenMommaSmith Big Brother’s very own Jeff and Jordan on The Amazing Race. I love them!
rainnwilson This half-time show makes me want to watch CSI.
rainnwilson This half-time show really makes me want to watch CSI.
JimNorton Watching the Who on the Super Bowl half-time show. Roger Daltrey looks like Gary Busey and sounds like Babe Ruth
GreenMommaSmith I love The Who and laser shows!! This is my most favorite Superbowl halftime show since Janet’s wardrobe malfunction.
baratunde I feel like the lasers really carried that halftime show #superbowl #brandbowl
baratunde By my count there are roughly 313 players in that pile up #superbowl #brandbowl
GreenMommaSmith The chaotic and violent pile-up with a touch of arguing and whistle-blows is the most amazing thing I’ve seen this entire game!!
alanrsmith I am not a huge football guy, but I could have called that on side pile up. #SuperBowl
Aryckah Is lovin tonights football game complete with side comments from @GreenMommaSmith & @AlanRSmith for a change!
baratunde Dennys: Dear nation, commence riot this Tuesday at 6am #superbowl #brandbowl
sirmitchell Dennys is giving away free diarhea! #superbowl
GreenMommaSmith I turned it to the puppy bowl for a minute and was overwhelmed by cuteness! Then I got sad cause we can’t adopt a new dog.
baratunde oooh homeaway.com didn’t suck! #superbowl #brandbowl
GreenMommaSmith The Griswold’s are NOT allowed to age! They. Are. Timeless. I can’t handle the liverspots, grey hair and wrinkles!
alanrsmith Clark Griswold’s doppelganger http://bit.ly/c5o9Ek #SuperBowl
baratunde i really hope the census didn’t spend my money on that commercial. #superbowl #brandbowl
baratunde Toyota: we know we done fucked up. #superbowl #brandbowl
alanrsmith Toyota’s “Moving Forward” takes on new meaning in light of the recent recalls… #brandbowl #SuperBowl
alanrsmith Some background on how it all came together… Jay, David, and Oprah’s commercial: http://bit.ly/dv0UXr #SuperBowl #brandbowl
GreenMommaSmith Bubs loves hearing Arcade Fire’s “wake up” on the NFL commercial she refers to it as the “where the wild things are song”
baratunde um, that dude caught that ball. #superbowl #justsayin
I think I just proved that I can referee via Twitter better than refs at the game. #superbowl #YoureWelcomeSaints
GreenMommaSmith Free Grand slams? Let’s do this!! RT @alanrsmith: I predict a riot come February 9 at Denny’s all across America! #SuperBowl
baratunde YES AUDI “you picked the wrong day to mess with the ecosystem, plastic boy” #superbowl #brandbowl
alanrsmith The green police are coming to getcha! #SuperBowl #GreenPolice #brandbowl
GreenMommaSmith OMG, Green Police? My dream job! I can haz the Audi t3 now?
alanrsmith Another 2010 prediction… Saints win SuperBowl 44! You heard it here 1,002,022th. #justsayin #SuperBowl
baratunde game over #superbowl
alanrsmith I am NEVER eating Doritos again… I am not equipped to defend myself against nacho cheese samurai #SuperBowl #Doritos #brandbow
baratunde Doritos. dangerous drug. dangerous weapon. put them on Do Not Fly list #brandbowl
alanrsmith Announcers: “it’s not over yet”… Maybe they are watching the puppy bowl, because they surely can’t be talking about #SuperBowl
baratunde The Denny’s screaming chicken commercials must be very disturbing to vegetarians. And chickens. #superbowl #brandbowl
maddow who!! who!!
thesuperficial GAME OVER! Suck it, Peyton Manning! #sb44
rainnwilson A sincere congratulations to the great city of New Orleans - the better team (and better coached team) WON!
brianstreetteam Saints. FTW mutha fuckers!!! Line up them shots!!!!
baratunde Saints Win!! 31-17. We should all show our tits. #WhoDat #Superbowl #GimmeSomeBeads
rainnwilson RT @ArcadeFireTube All proceeds from the use of Arcade Fire’s Wake Up on #SB44 will go directly to @PIH_org’s Haiti relief (via @PIH_org)
baratunde Biggest #Superbowl & #Brandbowl lesson: the greatest threat to america is a woman with a Dorito
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I wish MySpace wouldn’t instantly log me out so I can delete that account already.
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Could Colby Keller not be a gay porn star and decide to marry me?
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Villains Week: Sleeping Beauty (1959)

AHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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