May 2010
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April 2010
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Villains Week: Sleeping Beauty (1959) →
AHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! by Michelle Said I think we can all agree that Maleficent is the best villain of the entire Disney princess franchise, right? It’s no contest when you compare her to the film’s eponymous heroine, Sleeping Beauty—a.k.a. Aurora. I think it makes perfect sense…
Apr 9th
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March 2010
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formspring.me
Amuse me! http://formspring.me/GwenCilloSmith
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February 2010
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Monday's Physical
Patient: 27 year old mother of two (overweight, though the scale read 10lbs less then it should had) Healthy: heart/blood pressure, lungs, brain and other internal organs (upon initial inspection) No immediate concerns. Ailments: Sore throat/swollen glands (again!) Digestive issues- 1st step = blood tests (celiac and food allergies) Painful varicose veins behind knee joint, removal should be...
Feb 25th
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Feb 19th
tumblr. is fun, but
It lacks the ability for others to offer up comments feeding my need for the continuous affirmation that reiterate the importance of my existence, boo!
Feb 19th
“Dreaming, I was only dreaming Of another place and time Where my family’s...”
– “Before the lobotomy” Green Day
Feb 17th
Facebook has proven itself to be counterproductive in my attempt to deny my cynical nature!
Feb 17th
“Good Morning Starshine, the Earth says Hello!”
– Willy Wonka
Feb 14th
I kinda wanna burn down The MoMA right now! Despite the frustration I’m enjoying driving to NYC listening to the best of Elton John and the girls playing with their Leap Frog toys in the backseat. Plans change, I need to learn how to adapt!
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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“Pretty in pink, isn’t she?”
Feb 12th
Snowmageddon 2010
This blizzard is awesome even if we don’t have sleds or a decent hill within walking distance. Bring on the accumulation, I miss playing in the snow!
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“A lot of people won’t get no supper tonight A lot of people won’t...”
– The Clash [The hyperboles are an homage to the original artist, Jamaican reggae and dub musician, Willie Williams]
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Feb 8th
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WatchWatch
I am without a doubt certain that Demetri Martin is the funniest Mensa qualified person. in the world! This is my favorite clip from his newest episode of Important Things-Attention.
Feb 8th
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Superbowl 44 Twitter Recap
baratunde I think CBS sold too many #superbowl commercials. I can’t keep up! How do I know what to buy!?? #brandbowl What I learned from Hyundai’s #superbowl commercial: Hyundais are shiny. So this Peyton Manning guy is pretty good at throwing footballs. Good for him! Jesus. Peyton Manning is REALLY good at throwing footballs. We should make him a Senator. #superbowl Incomplete...
Feb 8th
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Love My Family
Saturday and Sunday was the happiest I have been and the best time We have spent as family for two consecutive days, in a long time! To think I expected this month to be some of the most painful days but maybe that’s also an attributing factor to the awesomeness of this weekend?
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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WatchWatch
It may be the biggest game of the year, but Ben Hoffman wants no part of it. He explains why in this week’s infoMania Editorial.
Feb 5th
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WatchWatch
The Memes of Memetasia Jan 29, 2010  Craig shows Darren dancing babies and keyboard cats on a magical journey into the never-ending world of meme
Feb 5th
“There are only forty-four sounds in the English language. And all of those...”
– The Read-Aloud Handbook by Jim Trelease
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
Oral Sex, a Knife Fight and Then Sperm Still... →
kimtranell: You WILL click that link, and you WILL be equal parts horrified and amazed. I think this is some of the craziest shit I’ve ever read on the Internet…and it’s true!
Feb 5th
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Comfortably Numb.
The title may be a trite phrase but it’s descriptive qualities are momentarily unmatched. I’m vulnerable, consequently I’ve allowed almost everyone to hurt me TMBG has taught me many lessons: how to recite the alphabet backwards, that Istanbul was previously referred to as Constantinople, or that the birdhouse in my soul is a night light… This being the most relative: There’s...
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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In relation to my previous link →
Hot chicks with storm troopers! This I can get behind. It also reminded me of my desire to attend the upcoming Comic-con.
Feb 4th
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Fetishes of the future, brought to you by the... →
Yes, that’s Hot chicks with stubbed toes making sex faces. Don’t miss the links for other stellar sites such as “hot chicks blowing their asses dry”, “hot chicks smiling at ground zero” and “hot chicks picking up dog shit” I’m at a loss for words. Which doesn’t happen often!
Feb 4th
“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise. I am Jack’s inflamed sense...”
Feb 4th
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I need a theme?
Rather then a hodge-podge of thoughts. Even though chaos is the only function of my brain!
Feb 4th
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It’s official, I need my own personal external harddrive just to back up a decade’s worth of photos! Hopefully then I will be able to download podcasts to my laptop. Possibly even sync them to my phone and be able to listen to them. I have a love/hate relationship with technology! I won’t even address how far behind I am in uploading/printing photos or burning DVD’s, cause...
Feb 4th